June 22, 2017

My Mom Kept a Secret From Me

Fellow dogs, I need your two cents on this particular situation...

You see, I love my mom. I really do.

She cares for me and loves on me and spends so so much time hanging out with me.

My mom is a pretty cool human.

No human is perfect though, and I just found out my mom has been hiding a HUGE (and I mean HUGE!) secret from me for the past 1 year and 9 months since my mom first signed my papers.

I don't know how to say this. I'm not gonna sugarcoat it. Click the "show" button to find out what the totally insane secret is that made me tilt my head and drop my jaw.

I. Am. Adopted.

I'm sorry, DID YOU KNOW READ THAT? I AM DUMBFOUNDED!

Who knows...your humans could also be lying to you about being their real mom after all this time, fellow critters!

It does make sense in a way, because my mom is WAY taller than me and isn't nearly as furry as I am. She can't bark or isn't into chasing squirrels, either. Plus, I guess "signing my papers" means adoption papers.

This was my reaction when my mom told me I was adopted.

DON'T BE FOOLED, YOUR "PAWRENTS" ARE NOT AS HONEST AS YOU MIGHT THINK!


I AM ADOPTED!

11 comments:

  1. You have got to be kidding me! We just thought you didn't grow and your mom did
    Lily & Edward

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  2. Hari OM
    Oh Christmas, I can quite understand how this has come as a shock to you... but stop and breath for a moment... d'ya think it means she loves ya any less than if you were REALLY of her blood??? Methinks not!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

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  3. Whaaaaat?? How can this be? We thought you even kinda looked alike in your smiles!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  4. We are so sorry for this shocking news!

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  5. OMD...We can't believe it, adopted??? We better go have a talk with out Mama!
    xxoo
    Arty and Jakey

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  6. But she's given you all her love and care. I think that makes up for it.

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  7. What the what....hmmm I fink since I found my Mama I adopted her so jokes on her BOL BOL BOL

    xoxo,
    Matt (& Matilda)

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  8. WTD???!!!!! SAY IT AIN'T SO!!!!! I don't knows what to say Chris....
    I just KNOWS that Ma is my real Ma....we both gots wavy furs and everythings! though...she doesn't slobber...much.
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

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  9. oh... what? adopted? how can this be????... amd I adopted too? I better don't ask the mama...

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  10. hello christmas its dennis the vizsla dog hay wot wot wot??? but if yoo ar adopted then maybe maybe maybe mooooooommmmm!!!! am i adopted too?!?!?! ok bye

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  11. BOL! Oh Chris, we're sorry you're so upset by this revelation. Jessie and I have always known we were adopted, beclaws we were grown-up before LBR rescued us. But look at it this way. Your momma CHOSE you out of all the doggies out there, so you KNOW she loves you bunches!

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