Now I will recite the Star Spangled Banner, Dachshund version.
Oh, say, can you see, by the wiener dog's height
On the bone that he chewed as a dignified weenie
Whose bright eyes and small paws through the perilous bite
O'er the squirrels we watched, they were running and screaming
With his brave Dachshund stare, and his crate of a lair
All the peeps in the house knew the Dachshund was scheming
A problem to housebreak, courageous, and strong
O'er the land of the short and the home of the long
Have a happy 4th!