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May 31, 2016

My Momma Has Betrayed Me

Christmas here!

Everyone knows my momma is the crazy dog person.

But she likes most other animals too, and apparently she likes snakes and held one at Petsmart a month or two ago.

My first thought was HAVE YOU BETRAYED ME?

Those things are CREEPY.

What if they BRAINWASHED HER?

What if they SWALLOWED HER WHOLE?

But then she told me fancy ball pythons (but I don't think they're fancy 'cause they're not wearing any suits or ties) don't swallow people whole and are interesting to handle.

Yeah, until it EATS YOU!

It's bad enough when she comes home smelling like another DOG, but now we're talking KILLER SNAKES!

Oh, the creepy things humans do.


14 comments:

  1. Hari OM
    Oh I don't know Christmas.... I might be with Robin on this one... hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

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  2. Yikes, Christmas! Your mom would love it by my house since there are snakes in our backyard sometimes! She could chase them down with me. BOL

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  3. Oh CHRISTMAS....my mom just jumped up on our desk. She is not a fan of snakes...your mom is very brave
    Hugs madi your bfff

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  4. Yikes! That scares me
    Snorts,
    Lily & Edward

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  5. Our Mom was a Pet Care Manager at PetSmart so she handled all the critters ever day and always came home smelling weird :)

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  6. OMD OMD OMD CHRIStmas... WHAT is the world coming to?????? SHIVER SHAKE WHINE...

    We thought it was bad when our mom Cheated on US with that Strange Black Lab... butt a SNAKE????
    OMD OMD

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  7. chris....whoa....yur mom iz WAAAAAAAAAY braver than de food servizz gurl heer in trout towne.....well uz two.....we due knot wanna bee round ANY snakes....they give uz de heebeez !!!!!!!!!!!!! ☺☺☺♥♥♥

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  8. Snakes....yuck! If we see a snake here, it's a 99.9% chance it's venomous! So we don't like them, no matter how small they look. Better leave that thing at the shop.

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  9. Your Mama is a pretty brave gal!!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  10. Ok now mommy is terrified to see that snake

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  11. Christmas, we need to send your Mom to Texas to take care of the snakes in our human brother's garage - they are totally freaking out his wife:)

    Woos - Ciara and Lightning

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  12. Crikey Christmas ..... you poor thing. Your Momma must be MAD!! No-one pats snakes!!

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  13. aaaah a snake... if you see a running girl,then it is my momma... please send her back, I'm hungry :o)

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  14. We loved this post and smiled the whole way thru. Love Harold and the bad babies ;)

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