Everyone knows my momma is the crazy dog person.
But she likes most other animals too, and apparently she likes snakes and held one at Petsmart a month or two ago.
My first thought was HAVE YOU BETRAYED ME?
Those things are CREEPY.
What if they BRAINWASHED HER?
What if they SWALLOWED HER WHOLE?
But then she told me fancy ball pythons (but I don't think they're fancy 'cause they're not wearing any suits or ties) don't swallow people whole and are interesting to handle.
Yeah, until it EATS YOU!
It's bad enough when she comes home smelling like another DOG, but now we're talking KILLER SNAKES!
Oh, the creepy things humans do.