That just changed though!
Because France is 87 miles away and it's across water, we had to take my weiner boat to get there.
We went to a French park where our friend told us to meet him. I decided that because I was in France, I might as well speak actual French! I brushed up on my fluency before going to France, and Oreo decided to translate what I was saying.
Then our pal came!
That's right...we met Easy the Weimaraner! And Oreo was right...maybe I was taking the whole talking in French thing too far!
We explored the Eiffel Tower.
Then we went for a long walk!
I even had to bark at tree rats in French.
Then we all took a nap together! Climbing up 87 steps up the Eiffel Tower can be tiring,
We topped off the fun with a ride in the Weenie Mobile, which we had flown overseas by my cat brothers.
We said farewell to Easy and dropped him off at his house. Then Oreo and I located the nearest Weiner Suites to spend the night in!
At first I was excited to be served a meal that originated in France 87 years ago, but that was before I learned that the name is all a lie. Our server was a very nice Dachshund!
I couldn't have had a better time in France, putting my newly learned language to use!
And I also enjoyed getting to know Easy a little better, and spending time with Oreo, who I thank for putting up with my crazy antics!
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P.S Yesterday I explained that Dachshunds like me are hunting dogs and some other things, but I don't actually hunt! I would never hurt my furry pals.