Christmas Steps Up To The Podium

Hello, my peeps! It's Christmas here, and I'm sure you all are like super duper shmooper curious about the title. Or maybe you aren't, I just thought it would maybe sound cool to say that. Wait, now my mommy is saying shmooper isn't a word. Ugh. Well, getting back on topic, what does the title mean?

Well, I stepped up to a podium because it makes me look more official for all of my potential voters to indulge in. Of course voting is in November, which I think is like 87 weeks away, but the time will come eventually!

You see, my crazy, totally oblivious mommy (you know, Robin) never really knew how to add cutouts to photos. She always tried, but no editing software was that simple. Again, because my mommy is totally oblivious, she didn't know what to do. I already requested that I hack into the advanced technology of the computer, but that girl would never listen!

Anyway, after consulting my super helpful official campaign manager (Oreo), my mommy learned about something called Pizap. It wasn't a complex editing software, but a free website! Hot diggity, she was excited! Of course it was sort of weird because I could have easily hacked the computer like I said before, but them peeps never listen.

After using Dory's helpful tutorial on her blog, my assistant (my mommy) ended up creating this photo expressing my totally awesome Dachshund handsomeness.

Now she's obsessed with Pizap. She keeps begging me to stop typing this so she can do some more crazy campaign photos including my handsomeness. I don't think the peep gets that without thumbs it's sort of hard for me to type. Wait, did she mention my handsomeness? Okay, bye guys, I think I should let my mommy get on...