April 20, 2016

Christmas Steps Up To The Podium

Hello, my peeps! It's Christmas here, and I'm sure you all are like super duper shmooper curious about the title. Or maybe you aren't, I just thought it would maybe sound cool to say that. Wait, now my mommy is saying shmooper isn't a word. Ugh. Well, getting back on topic, what does the title mean?

Well, I stepped up to a podium because it makes me look more official for all of my potential voters to indulge in. Of course voting is in November, which I think is like 87 weeks away, but the time will come eventually!

You see, my crazy, totally oblivious mommy (you know, Robin) never really knew how to add cutouts to photos. She always tried, but no editing software was that simple. Again, because my mommy is totally oblivious, she didn't know what to do. I already requested that I hack into the advanced technology of the computer, but that girl would never listen!

Anyway, after consulting my super helpful official campaign manager (Oreo), my mommy learned about something called Pizap. It wasn't a complex editing software, but a free website! Hot diggity, she was excited! Of course it was sort of weird because I could have easily hacked the computer like I said before, but them peeps never listen.

After using Dory's helpful tutorial on her blog, my assistant (my mommy) ended up creating this photo expressing my totally awesome Dachshund handsomeness.



















Now she's obsessed with Pizap. She keeps begging me to stop typing this so she can do some more crazy campaign photos including my handsomeness. I don't think the peep gets that without thumbs it's sort of hard for me to type. Wait, did she mention my handsomeness? Okay, bye guys, I think I should let my mommy get on...

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    1. Why, thank you!

      Your Dachshund friend who is running for mayor,
      Christmas

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  2. Hari OM
    Uh oh I can see a whole plethora of 'badges' getting put up!!! You definitely look good up there Christmas... hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

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    1. Why, thank you!

      Your Dachshund pal who is running for mayor,
      Christmas

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  3. Ohhh, it's bad when humans start learning new tricks!

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    1. Yes...now she's making another crazy photo of me!

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  4. Good job learning pizap. That's still on our Mommy's bucket list to do. Good luck in the election. Your blog is looking very pawsome!

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    1. Thank you very much! It only took a minute or two for my mommy to learn to use pizap, and then she was all set and now it's easy peasy! I'm not bragging, I'm just sayin' that it's so easy and fun for a free website! Thank you for your support. I hope I have your vote!

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  5. Hi Christmas it's nice to meet you! I heard you are running for mayor so any Doxie I know gets my vote! Love Dolly

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    1. I'm so glad you came by today! You are so flattering to me. :) Us Dachshunds gotta look out for each other!

      Your mayor candidate pal,
      Christmas the Dachshund

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  6. Christmas once my mom found Pizap...she turned into junkie...Dad says he isn't gonna stand still to long for fear she'll zap him. I had to 'splain to him what it was.

    Well done
    Hugs madi your bfff

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    1. This made my day!

      Your mayor candidate pal,
      Christmas the Dachshund

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  7. Da mommas know dat menshunin how cute we are will get dem whatefur dey want.

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    1. Oh, certainly!

      Your mayor candidate pal,
      Christmas the Dachshund

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  8. Oh, your mom did a great job! Welcome to photo editing. Madi is right, it is addicting!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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    1. Thanks for your support! It is lots of fun.

      Your mayor candidate pal,
      Christmas the Dachshund

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  9. For awhile my mom was very addicted to pizap, in fact ...well not many people nose this but she spent some time in rehab it was that bad.
    stella rose

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    1. Is that true?

      Your mayor candidate pal,
      Christmas the Dachshund

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  10. What a pawsome job your Mama did!! Pizap is the best, or at least that is what Mama says!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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    1. Thanks! We have a LOT more photos to share with you!

      Your mayor candidate pal,
      Christmas the Dachshund

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  11. Maybe you can give our Lady a lesson in that sort of thing - she is clued out!

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    1. I'll help you out with that any time! I have your email from Phod's birthday.

      Your mayor candidate pal,
      Christmas the Dachshund

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  12. Good luck with that program. We keep telling our ghostwriter to try something like that, but she says she needs one of her techno-kids to show her. Well, she'll learn eventually!

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    1. Pizap is so easy to learn! If she checks out the tutorial on Dory's blog, she'll be a master of it in no time!

      Your mayor candidate pal,
      Christmas the Dachshund

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  13. Christmas, you are looking very mayoral at that podium. Our Mom isn't so good with all that photo editing either:(

    Woos - Ciara and Lightning

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    1. Why, thank you! Well, I'm sure with Pizap your mom will become a pro.

      Your mayor candidate pal,
      Christmas the Dachshund

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  14. You did fantastic. Looks awesome!! You look so Official Christmas

    wags
    Oreo

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    1. Why, I am flattered, my wonderful campaign manager!

      Your Dachshund pal who is running for mayor,
      Christmas

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  15. you look great up there Christmas!
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

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    1. Thanks!

      Your Dachshund friend,
      Christmas

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  16. pizap is a cool little helper.. and you look great on that podium... maybe you need some music for your speech? how about Iam a dachshund?

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    1. Never heard of that before!

      Your pal,
      Christmas

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