February 22, 2017

Hypnotism

Let my eyes hypnotize you to let me stay outside for 5 more minutes.

PLEASE?!?!?!?!


February 20, 2017

Tail Wag: A Poem

Just because I'm a dog doesn't mean I'm unable to dabble in poetry from time to time. I decided to get up early before my morning potty break to write this poem about the wagging of my tail. Enjoy!

It sways gracefully from side to side
Like a waving flag
But is that movement a banner rippling?
No, it's my tail wag!

My tail wags all day
Left to right
It wags at morning
Wags at night!

It doesn't just go back and forth
It spins in a circle too
If you had my whip-like tail
You'd be wagging too!

February 19, 2017

Creepy Selfie

Not all photos I take with my mom are of us are looking happy and tidy and where my mom is smiling blissfully at me while she cradles me in her arms. My mom, like every other dog mom, has a crazy side. She takes creepy selfies with me sometimes, and all I do is act cool and pretend nothing is happening. There was more where this came from, but I don't want to scar you.


February 18, 2017

7 Common Mistakes Small Dog Owners Make

Small dogs have become pretty popular. They're easy to travel with and house, they're often good dogs for first-time dog owners, and they're pretty darn adorable. However, some small dog owners make mistakes, just like large dog owners do. I'll be using some of my top photos of the month in this post! Not all small dog owners make these mistakes, and this post isn't targeting anyone in particular. I, Robin, just wanted to take over the blog today to list 7 mistakes some small dog owners make in general.

1. They don't exercise their dogs
Just because your dog is small doesn't mean they don't require exercise. Your little dog will become bored, stressed, depressed, and even unhealthy if you keep him cooped up in the house all day with no exercise. Just like their larger counterparts, small dogs should be taken for walks daily and are great dogs to hike, bike, do dog sports, run and jog, and romp around with. I took care of two Shih Tzus who were loved and cared for, but were never given exercise because "they're small" and "they don't walk on leashes because they're stubborn". One of the dogs, who is 6 or 7, was never exercised because "he's just way too old to walk". I didn't see any stubbornness at all when I took them for walks that week when I cared for them, and both dogs were absolutely overjoyed to be outside and getting more stimulation and exercise than they would in their enclosed backyard or on the sofa.
























2. They let their dogs get away with too much
Don't let your small dog get away with bad behaviors you wouldn't let a large dog get away with. Behaviors like snapping, biting, and jumping are just a few to name. Okay, I'll admit, I do let Christmas jump on me and he understands not to jump up on young children, toddlers, and babies. Truly dangerous behaviors are the behaviors no dog should get away with. Barking and separation anxiety are also two big things little dogs do that their owners never train them not to do. Many small dog owners across the globe don't even realize that they're encouraging unwanted behaviors, from stubbornness to fear to aggression, in their beloved pooches.
























3. They're too controlling of their dogs
It's okay to humanize your dog a little bit, but don't go overboard!  Don't constantly carry your dog around in your purse or your arms, dress it up, put it in a stroller, etc. If that's what you want in a dog, I'm sure there are plenty of stuffed dogs at your local gift shop, haha. Remember that your dog is a dog, not an object. Your tutu-wearing Chihuahua is just as much dog as your neighbor's German Shepherd. Let your small dog savor life, go on adventures, and have some independence of her own.
























4. They feed their dogs human food
Some human food every now and then is OK. A bit of hot dog during a family barbecue, some cubed turkey on Thanksgiving, and a fallen piece of cheese won't hurt your dog. However, I've noticed many small dog owners constantly give their little dog human food. Certain vegetables and coconut oil are a couple of human foods that are actually beneficial to your dog's health. Overtime, your dog will become unhealthy!
























5. They give their dogs too much affection
I admit, I probably give Chris more affection than many dog owners, and affection is a great thing to share with your dogs, no matter their size. However, too much affection and spoiling can take away your dog's nature and control your dog's life. Give your dog lots of affection and be happy to shower him with treats and toys, but don't spoil your dog too much. An unhealthy amount of affection could mean for an unhealthily protective dog, and an unhealthy amount of treats could mean for an unhealthily obese pet.
























6. They don't tap into their dogs' purpose
Many small dog owners don't look into the history of their dog's breed. For example, a hunting breed, like a Dachshund, should be allowed to run and chase toys because they're hunting dogs. A Shih Tzu is bred to be an easygoing companion, so their social needs should be met. Pomeranians are descended from sled dogs and they are brimming with energy, so sports like agility and obedience will benefit them. Dogs of all sizes should be given the opportunity to do some form of the job they were bred to do, but it's the small dogs that usually aren't given the chance to shine.



















7. They don't become leaders to their dogs
Dogs of all sizes should learn to respect their people and want to please them. That can't be accomplished if your dog doesn't see you as their leader. No, don't try to be "dominant" or teach them out of fear. Teach them that they can trust you and you're their furever parent. Being a leader to your dog means having a special relationship and a strong connection with them.
























Well, that's all I got for now! Following these steps mean for a small dog (or any dog) that will live longer, be happier and healthier, and have a better relationship with you. You'll be much happier, too, knowing that you're providing the best life for your dog possible.

February 17, 2017

Think Tank!

I need more submissions for the Blogville Think Tank 2017! I've only gotten 2 submissions so far...what's with that? BOL. Seriously though, I need your submissions! Send in a photo of you, whether you're a doggy, kitty cat, or other critter, with a thought bubble over your head saying what you think should be changed or added to Blogville. It could be "I wish we had better protection against tree rats" or "there should be a Taste Tester job in the administration" or "there should be more cat-friendly jobs in the administration". I, the City Manager, will see if I can do anything to make your idea come true. If it's not my job to do so, I can present your ideas to another cabinet member that is capable of making your dream come true if your idea is something that will truly benefit our community. Anything at all is acceptable!

Send in your submissions to submissions@pawprovince.com. The dead lion to get your picture in is February 25th (the actual Think Tank is on the 27th) so get your pictures in while you can!


February 16, 2017

Hello, Ladies!

Notice anything...handsome around here?































Pee. S. I'll be conducting a Blogville Think Tank event on February 27th! Here in Blogville, we're always looking for ways to improve our community. For citizens of Blogville to pawticipate, send in a picture of you with a thought bubble over your head reading something you want to change or want to happen in Blogville. Examples: "Blogville should open more spots in the administration suited for cats" or "There should be a 'Taste Tester' job in Blogville's administration". Of course those are just examples I made up, and your musing doesn't have to just about the administration, but I think you get the point. Send your pictures in to submissions@pawprovince.com! February 25th is the dead lion to join this year's Blogville Think Tank, so get your pics in as soon as you can!


February 15, 2017

Birthday Wishes

My mom turned 14 on Sunday, and she got so many pawsome birthday greetings from you all! The two of us want to say thank you for making her day extra special.